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I love when you become so close with someone that you can see parts of each other in one another...

Sat, 02 Mar 2013 23:52:53 -0500

I love when you become so close with someone that you can see parts of each other in one another and you begin to say the same things and steal lines from one another and have a similar sense of humor and can exchange an inside joke with just a glance you don’t even have to talk because you have such a strong connection with them and you can sit in comfortable silence but also talk for hours it’s really hard to find that kind of compatibility

wizcoylifa: “wanna see my rock collection?” i open my closet and several clones of dwayne johnson...

Tue, 08 Jan 2013 22:03:42 -0500

wizcoylifa:

“wanna see my rock collection?” i open my closet and several clones of dwayne johnson come running out. i hand my friend the extra tranquilizer gun under my bed, “the hunt is on”.

now this is a story all about how my life got twist turned upside down and I’d like to take a...

Thu, 03 Jan 2013 22:22:00 -0500

now this is a story all about how my life got twist turned upside down and I’d like to take a minute just sit right there I’ll tell you how I met r5 and went to their show

well it all started when I was driving to boston with my brother and we were having a grand old time and then we finally got to the general area of the venue. we didn’t know where to park so I was like park at burger king!! so we did and he wanted to go somewhere to eat and I was like fine let’s walk around. so we ended up getting lost and I’m pretty sure I saw a drug deal happening and I was like can we go back now pls brother. so we walked back to the street the venue was on and I was like I’m going to go wait in line so you can go eat food or something bye. so we went our separate ways and I found sarah in line and we screamed and danced around and took a picture and updated everyone on twitter. then sarah gave me a christmas present and it was a freaking kittens calender omg I was in love. so then everyone was freaking out and being annoying, obv rossians and me and sarah were like no lol shut up. some girl was wearing shorts and tights???? and I’m like it’s fucking freezing what the hell are you wearing. and wow these girls parents were actually really annoying too. me and sarah talked about r5 and she told me how r5 left their tour bus a little while ago and I was like damn I missed it so then we were pretending to try and hide away in their tour bus and I guess I almost hit some guy in the face idfk. my feet were soaked also and that made them frozen and I couldn’t feel them. but then ryland came around from somewhere idek he just appeared out of thin air and this girl that was on my nerves the whole night, let’s call her tutu, she screams RYLAND and I just stare at her like gurl you don’t have to scream he’s like four feet away from you. and she’s like ryland I broke my promise do you forgive me? and everyone’s like wtf are you even talking about you crazy bitch. and omg ryland was like “uh it’s okay” and I started laughing and I couldn’t stop like it was really obnoxious and I’m sorry but I hope she heard me because she pissed me off. anyways um it was really cold and it was only 2:30 and we couldn’t get in for another hour so I was like wow f this sarah. then her dad went and got us gloves omg so cute I love her dad he is the best. then r5 came out of nowhere like what the hell is there a secret tunnel or something jesus?? and everyone was shrieking and I was trying to remain calm and some girl was like “ross looked at me!” and I said shut up loud enough for her to hear me. lol oops and then my brother came over and was like I’m done eating and I’m like cool do you want to wait in line with us and these girls were screaming and being dumbasses lol honestly and my brother was like lol no I’m just going to go to the bar and drink and watch football and is it okay if I don’t go to the concert because these girls are annoying and I was like okk that’s fine have funn bye bye. then jnet and lindsey showed up and omg so cute I love them so we took pictures and tried to stay warm. and we talked about r5 and then I think andre came off the bus and everyone was excited when the door opened and then they were disappointed so I was like HEEEEY YOUUU!!!! and he smiled and waved and everyone laughed because I’m hilarious and everyone loves me xo. okay so finally mark came off the bus and I was like bless you mark ily so much hallelujah and he was like okay vip people can come in! and we were all like yippie yay but I guess there were people who were only GA and they were waiting there since 2 like whyyyyy you aren’t allowed in till 6 what is your problem are you dummmmmmb. so whatever we left them and we were let in and I got a signed picture and a pick necklace and a shirt and I was like thanks you guys are awesome and I went over and put my stuff down because ain’t nobody got time to hold that. so I got my camera and stood and we waited for r5 to start the soundcheck party and weeeee it was great. there was music playing so me and sarah were crumping or some kind of tribal dance we just like dancing ok don’t judge. and then some other things happened I think we were waiting for everyone to come into the venue and then r5 came out and screams and screeches and riker looked so attractive in real life that’s right I said it and rocky also hot damn boy those arms wow also rydel is so pretty in real life I’m not sure you even understand. and ELLINGTON he’s hilarious and cute and adorable damn I love him. and then there’s rossss omg he’s so sweet and adorable irl I kind of love him ngl. especially during the q&a although he looked like he hated his life (rossians) he was still funny like okay some girl was like “ross do you love me” and he just like made a face and nodded his head and I laughed out loud and then tutu omfg she was like do you remember me etc etc blah blah so annoying shut uppppp and everyone was like riker ross ross rocky ratliff ross ross roSS RIKER and we were standing next to stormie and she was like “I feel so bad because they can’t hear what everyone is saying because of their in ears!” and I was like smiling and nodding because it’s stormie and I love stormie and we’re just like “aw you’re so cute for caring stormie! it’s too bad that they won’t stop” and then I was like stormie can we get a picture! and she was all for it and she looks adorable in the picture but lindsey was blinking and Idk what happened to me and hahaha she’s still so adorable. okay so we drifted back to the stage and once everyone got in we started the soundcheck and they played songs and they were so cute up there and my heart hurt because I am so in love with them and so many feels help. so after the songs they played the guess that song! so we were playing and ross started playing a song and I thought it was showtime but I didn’t want to say anything and so ross was like that was showtime, that was a long time ago you guys probably don’t know it and I was like omg baby and I was mad at myself so I was like RIKER and I raised my hand because I’m an idiot idk and I was like RIKER PLAY ROCK MY SOCKS and riker’s face lit up omg he smiled so big he loved it and then ross and rocky were smiling and I was fumbling with my camera to record it and it came out really bad on my camera dumb but omg I sang along and I could tell they liked it even though they hadn’t played it in forever but it was greaaat. umm then they started the q&a and some of the questions were lame but someone asked about the tattoos and that was hilarious there’s a video on youtube and we didn’t really know what to ask and I wanted to ask about ross’s wig on tbm but when I put my hand up they were like one more question and they picked a little girl because she was cute. sooooooo anyways after the q&a they were like it’s time to take pictures and everyone was like yayyy screams and stuff and it got quiet and I was like YAY PICTURESHHH with a lisp and I don’t know who heard me but sarah couldn’t stop laughing and we were just laughing it was great. so I went to put my camera down and I was debating whether or not to give them their presents and I was like no I’ll wait till the signing I guess (dumbest idea ever okay so dumb now I can’t sleep at night because I always redo the whole m&g in my head and what I should of done and said ugh I hate my life) okay so me and sarah ended up being almost last in line lol we’re slow but it wasn’t that bad I guess when we got to the merch table some girl was like “ryland!! can I have a hug??” and ryland was like “why does everyone want hugs so much” and I snorted because omfg ry they want the D and me and sarah were like because it’s freezing outside. and he was like ooohh. and then we got to over to Ryland and sarah was like I want to take a picture with him! And I’m like ask him sarah!! And she’s like nooo I’m scared so I was like omg fine and I was like Ryland come take a picture with us and Ryland was like you want to take a picture with me?? And I held out my phone and I was like no can you take a picture OF me and her and omfg he loved it he thought I was serious and he reached for my phone and I was like no ryland you’re dumb take a picture with me and he was like okay! So we took a picture and it came out kind of bad and then he wandered off and sarah didn’t want to bother him again for a picture so I was like omg sarah u r such a butt. So we were still waiting in line and the security guy was like okay keep the talk light and I was like omfg I have so much to say security guy you don’t understand?????so we were waiting in line and I was just kind of staring at riker because perf and then me and sarah were like trying to get r5’s attention and make them laugh by jumping around and making poses and stuff idk if it work but then omg it was sarah’s turn and I was jumping around and freaking out and she was so cute she was like “can we have a group hug” so they hugged and it was adorable so soosocututueue. And then they took a picture and it was my turn and I just kind of walked up to them and put my arms out and was like “can I have a hug too oorrrrr…” and ellington was like yeah totally!!! And in my mind it was like we were all slow motion running to each other to hug and omfg it was the best I just kind of held it there for a little while and rocky arm on me and riker’s arm on me and wow felt great loved it. and I didn’t know what to say so I was like errrrrrr yay! And then ell and ross like moved over for me to go I between them and I just kind of went next to riker and ell and and ell was like OHHH so we’re doing it this way and omfg I’m pretty sure I kept my head down the whole time I probably acted so awkward and I didn’t know what to do it was like if I looked them in the eye I would turn to stone. But I was next to riker right and I put my hand on his back but my hand went under his jacket and his jacket was like kind of flipped kind of and I was smiling at the camera and trying to fix my hand at the same time and I was like awkwardly rubbing riker’s back trying to fix his jacket and not have my hand underneath it??? omg great first impression right I love my life. So then I was like thank you guys so much I love you! And then I did this awkward pose and I was like I have presents for you guys so you’ll see me again! And they were like sweet awesome yes bye thank you and riker’s stupid face omg I hate my life also here is the picture:

Ugh so cute so cute except why are you so far away ell do I smell or smethin?? Anyway I ran back over and grabbed my stuff and I ran to go find sarah and jnet and Lindsey and I finally found them and we were waiting in the back for like two hours and it was fun but like I felt like a was dying because I hadn’t eaten anything and I wanted to gauge my eyes out and we played a bowling game and Lindsey kept getting strikes but I couldn’t play and I was really upset but it was ok I guess. I felt like all the vips hated us lol sorry we’re perfect xoxo and then we went into the bathroom at one point and had sarah give shout out videos to people and we couldn’t stop laughing and we went back to the bathroom a little later to actually use the bathroom and I took a picture of a toilet and tweeted it to riker telling him I was waiting for him (because in august I tweeted him, without knowing that someday I would actually meet him, that when I met him I was going to give him a wedgie and put his head in a toilet and he replied back omfg I hate him) but lol I canntnntnt and then Lindsey found a door to Narnia in her bathroom stall and we were laughing and wow don’t put us in a bathroom together ever again. So then we went over and waited behind people so maybe we could have a nice place to stand and it was like past 6 and we were like wtf man why aren’t we allowed to go where we want so my back was hurting and my feet were still frozen and then they finally let us go in and these girls literally ran to the stage I’m like wtf calm down it’s ok!!!! And the security guy yelled at us not to run and if we did we were getting kicked out and lol and we’re like why don’t you kick out the people who ran??? Jesus Christ or make them go in the back seriously. So me and sarah and Lindsey got to riker’s side of the stage/next to the stairs and it was nice and great and they let in the GA people and do do do we waited and call me maybe was playing and me and sarah were twerking it to all of the songs. Then taylor Mathews came on (dammanndnmanmdnamnda) and I Was all sup baby and he was cute and adorable like why not and perfection in a human body. And then namesake came on and they were good and the lead singer aka will was cute and omg when we were waiting in the back room or whatever before he was back there too and I didn’t want to freak him out or anything so I kept to myself but he’s really attractive wowweeewewow and then also brad the guitarist was jumping all over the place and he had a hole in his crotch and sarah was like omfg is he even wearing underwear??/ and omg I was crying and taking pictures of will and the bassist seth was cute too wow kind of love him l o l l o l ol o l and but I should have stalked them or something earlier damn omfg regrets regrets. Um so they played and stuff and that was a lot of fun and then r5 came on and I screamed like a 5 year old girl sorry not sorry riker was still really attractive and damn rocky you sexy and you know it. and they started playing and I don’t even remember what songs they played okay crazy 4 u was first I think and sexy rocky and I was dancing and singing and twerking and blowing kisses at riker. And I tried to take pictures but they came out really crappy and I don’t want to talk about it ok. I think an Austin and ally song was next idkf oh yeah it was can you feel it and everyone was screaming and I was like yay cool this rocks but when they did the little dance thing I like jumped out of a window wow shut up you guys. aND tHEN IT Was KEeP AWAY AN I SCREAMED UGH SUCH A GOOD SONG gr8 and then riker sang hot in here at some point and I literally just screamed no the entire time and wanted to punch myself in the face um and him and ross danced and they were adorable ngl. what’s next OH TYEAH LOVE TO LOVE HER AND WHEN RIKER SAYS WAITING ALL NIGHT BY THE TELEPHONE AND I SCREAMED LOL HIS SVOICE okay sorry but the way he said it ugh nd then there wassss take you there and I literally just sat down on the floor and rocked back and forth wow I love take you there bb sing me to sleep. And then shut up and let me go and rydel ugh you’re so gorgeous and lovely I love you and I was jumping up and down even though my feet killed lol and they were all so cute espec when rydel and ross did their little dance and when the boys were spinning around in circles lol babes. And then they took a picture for instagram and I was looking the other way wtf why rudeness. And then it was heard it on the radio and screams in my ears ow and I just kind of sang to sarah in a really monotone voice and no expression. And then in one of the songs riker got attacked like people pulled him into the crowd and ross rescued him what a great brother u da best sweetie pie. And then it was cali gurls and qurl let me tell you that song made me want to go sky diving without a parachute. And riker went over to ross and rocky at one point and I’m pretty sure he said “say boston girls next time” and I was like lol riker I c wut ur doing. And then ross said it and everyone was like oommgmmggmdsfmsldflk. and They need to stop with their voices srsly. Oh and at one point in the set ross’s little box thing was getting all messed up so riker like rushed over to fix and it was adorable. And then what do I have to do and I was like ugh u guise enough srs like what is going on. Also basically since I couldn’t take good pictures because my camera sux fu I just took pictures of riker’s butt most of the time ugh lol and I also got a lot of derpy pictures of them it was perfection and a half. Alrighththh next song was wishing I was 23 and they did this cute little sway dance thing and ugh why so cute. I can’t I give up. And then they played a billion hits and I sang expressionless to sarah again and they were all so cute and dumb and ugh and then they left and Also ellington was adorable all the time and we high fived when they went off and he was like you’re all awesome I love you all and I was like omg so cute and also ross got pulled into the crowd because they are all crazy hormonal teenage girls and the tech guy ran up and saved him bless. So they left for a little bit and I didn’t know what to do I just kind of stood there and contemplated slamming my head against the stage. And then they came back on and played not a love song and I think that’s when get attacked by zombies. and then they played say you’ll stay and I sang and cried a little don’t tell anyone I just tried to act tough shhhh. And then when it was over they thanked us and they were high fiving everyone and riker high fived me as he was walking down the stairs and and someone pushed me and I death gripped his hand because I felt like I was going to fall and so I let go of his hand but everyone was pushing against me and I literally had nowhere to go but to him lol so I grabbed his thigh wow awkward I felt riker up twice in one day that’s fantastic. And I was like omg and he probably thinks I’m some pervert but I’m really not okay I promise. And then mark came on and was all form a line people we’ll have the signing in a little bit ok and I was like okay sweet awesome and we saw Ryland so I was like Ryland!! And sarah asked for a picture and I took her phone from her and I was like okayyyy smile!! Knowing that Ryland wouldn’t lol party pooper but their picture came out really cute. then me and sarah went to the back so I could put r5’s gifts together and we were at the end of the line again oh well not bad it didn’t really matter. And these girls turned around and were like you got them presents??? And me and sarah were like lol YA DUH. So it was pretty slow in line and me and sarah were tired and aching and I felt like passing out but we pushed on and I realized I still had ryland’s gift and I was like lol where u at boy and then I saw him walking and I was like RYLAND omg I wouldn’t leave him alone sorry boy. But anyways I called him over and I was like Ryland do you want your present?? And he was like you got me a present??? And he was so shocked and excited it was the cutest thing honestly what a puppy. And he was like yeah! And he like pulled me into a hug (without even asking rude Ryland where are your manners) and he was like thank you so much! And he ran off to put it somewhere omg he’s so adorable though. And so we were still in line and sarah gave her presents to mark and I still had all of my bags so I was like HI GUYS and I feel bad because I was talking to them so sarah didn’t really get to say anything sad face sorry I’m dumb. But I still had the kittens calendar sarah gave me so I had them sign that loolllolol haha their reactions were priceless it was amazing. And I also gave them the picture I painted for them and their reactions to that was priceless too and then I also tried handing out their gifts to them and security guy was yelling at me to move it along and I’m like omfg onE SECOND AKRIGHT and like okay let me try and remember how it went

Me: *puts down the calendar*

Riker laughs and is adorable and signs it and they all look up at me while I’m talking

Me: I also made you guys this? Can I just give it to you?

Rocky: I’ll take it *takes and goes to put behind him*

Riker: that’s so cool!

Ross is laughing and signing and looks up: wow!! That’s awesome

Ell sees the calendar he gets to sign and yells: KITTENS?!?!?!

Me: I also have presents for you guys!

Rydel: WHOA ROCKY LET ME SEE THAT THAT’S AMAZING YOU PAINTED THAT??

And then I handed out their presents while the rest of the conversation happened

Them all: omg thanks so much lksjfljsklfj jerk thank you you’re so sweet we love you

Rocky signs the calender

Me: YEAH HAHA I DID

Rydel: wow that’s so cool thank you so much

Ell: said something about it too but I didn’t hear maybe he was still in love with the kittens

Rydel: this is so funny too! puts the painting down and signs the kittens and puts a mustache

Ell: NO RYDEL I WAS GOING TO DO THAT! Scribbled out her mustache and put something else???

Me: laughing and smiling and in love with all of them thank you so much you guys are amazing

Rydel: you’re welcome! Thank you! Smiles and laughs and waves

And then I had to move out of the way and sarah wanted a picture with taylor so I was like ask him and he did and I was like taylor let’s take a picture and he’s like you guys should buy my lanyard thing and I was like omg yeah totally but now I have to find my wallet so when I finally did I was standing there and I got the lanyard and taylor was standing next to me and he was like this is a really nice jacket as he pets it and I was like omg thank you??? And then I was like can we take a picture now?// and he was like yeah let’s do this and it was cute omg he’s adorable taylor Mathews bless your heart. And then me and sarah left and we went our separate ways and my brother was drunk so I had to drive home after standing on my feet all day and not eating anything and I was kind of like fsdfjlksdj but it was still an amazing day and I wouldn’t trade it for the world although if I was given another chance I would have asked for a silly picture with r5 what the HELL

mom: gets into car

Wed, 02 Jan 2013 15:12:13 -0500

mom: *gets into car*
me: *violently shakes door handle until mom unlocks car*

luridafic: mirukaku: one time this kid sneezed in class and i said “goodnight” basically my...

Fri, 28 Dec 2012 23:08:15 -0500

luridafic:

mirukaku:

one time this kid sneezed in class and i said “goodnight”

basically my social skills

derekstilinski: #favorite character out of all television...

Wed, 19 Dec 2012 21:19:26 -0500

derekstilinski:

#favorite character out of all television characters ever

Me at any inconvience: this is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to me

Thu, 13 Dec 2012 20:00:05 -0500

Me at any inconvience: this is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to me

thrillionaire: just spooning my boyfriend out of his container it’s ice cream

Sat, 08 Dec 2012 23:58:34 -0500

thrillionaire:

just spooning my boyfriend

out of his container

it’s ice cream

thunderwear: fivedayslater: hihowsyourlife: ice age ice age: the meltdown ice age: dawn of the...

Mon, 26 Nov 2012 21:07:04 -0500

thunderwear:

fivedayslater:

hihowsyourlife:

ice age

ice age: the meltdown

ice age: dawn of the dinosaurs

ice age: continental drift

ice age: the cavemen

ice age: roman empire

ice age: the birth of jesus

ice age: the dark ages

ice age: the renaissance

ice age: discovery of america

ice age: wwii

ice age: 9/11

ice age: madagascar

step up: ice age

adults: any thoughts on careers?

Thu, 23 Aug 2012 16:54:28 -0400

adults: any thoughts on careers?
me: marvel was an asshole
adults:
me: but I like cato
adults:
me: what kind of name is glimmer
adults:
me: I'd hate to be in an arena with clove
adults:
me:
adults:
me:
adults:
me: oh you mean a job

winterblogger: wvnderbar: i dont even know anymore he changed...

Wed, 22 Aug 2012 22:10:43 -0400

winterblogger:

wvnderbar:

i dont even know anymore

he changed so much since he started doing meth

theyellowbrickroad: the best way to hit on cute guys is to come at them in a car going full speed

Wed, 22 Aug 2012 22:07:55 -0400

theyellowbrickroad:

the best way to hit on cute guys is to come at them in a car going full speed

nice icon.

Mon, 20 Aug 2012 21:45:00 -0400

I’d have to say the same to you.

when did you send this omg sorry I never replied

“What do you want your fans to know about what’s going on in...

Wed, 15 Aug 2012 22:01:22 -0400

“What do you want your fans to know about what’s going on in your personal life?”

tranqualizer: Sometimes when you see something that’s just so wrong there’s nothing you can do but...

Wed, 15 Aug 2012 21:55:11 -0400

tranqualizer:

Sometimes when you see something that’s just so wrong there’s nothing you can do but sing “no” in several different octaves for 5 minutes straight.

ranga-sauce: #ew.

Thu, 12 Jul 2012 01:46:33 -0400

ranga-sauce:

#ew.

Photo

Sat, 07 Jul 2012 14:40:49 -0400

You're amazing. c: ♥

Fri, 06 Jul 2012 20:11:19 -0400

what does rikerzaas mean? also do you make $ with your blog using peepspayerDOTcom?

Fri, 06 Jul 2012 20:11:00 -0400

riker’s ass duuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh

no but I should

Rock of Ages (2012) “This place is about to become a sea of...

Wed, 27 Jun 2012 11:57:47 -0400

Rock of Ages (2012)

“This place is about to become a sea of sweat, ear-shattering music and puke. ”